Greg Berzinsky.
Captain Cruise sailed down the Euphrates and back. But on the return, they renamed it His-phrates.
He’s twirled a Mademoiselle on the Moselle.
He won Most Debonair on the Danube
Captain Cruise was a captain before water was invented
Tide charts look Captain Cruise up.
Captain Cruise once found a message in a bottle but still hasn’t had time to read it.
Captain Cruise doesn’t disembark the ship, the ship disembarks Captain Cruise.
Captain Cruise sailed around the world in 80 days, in 4 hours.
And if you think that impossible, Captain Cruise didn’t do his Maths homework, his maths homework did… actually he was busy cruising.