Let’s Hear from the Captain
Fifteen men on the dead man’s chest—
Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest—
Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Meet Captain Cruise
He’ll tell you which full-bodied red pairs best with squab or which river cruise is perfect for nature lovers on their anniversary.
Martini Masterclass
Captain Cruise says a Martini should be a whiskey on the rocks??
Bedtime Story
Once upon a time there was a great sea captain named Captain Cruise who was running late to a frolic at a Count’s chateau. Now go to sleep.
Strictly Come Dancing
They were deposed by Parliament and found not guilty of any wrongdoing.
